The Sarcastic Mom Bundle

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This bundle includes 100 cut files meant for all the sarcastic moms out there. These are perfect for T-shirts, tote bags, canvases or any other items that you wish to personalize.

The following sayings are included:

  • No one has more crap on their to do list than a kid who was just been told it’s bedtime
  • I made a huge to do list for today, I just can’t figure our who’s going to actually do it
  • Excuse the mess, my children are feral
  • I’m more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles
  • My housekeeping style is best described as “there appears to have been a struggle”
  • A messy bun is the crown of a mom
  • I never dreamed i’d grow up to be an awesome mom, but here I am killing it
  • Laundry and dishes, hugs & kisses #momlife
  • I’m a drop the f-bomb kind of mom
  • He asked why the house isn’t clean since i’m home all day, I asked why we aren’t rich since he works all day
  • I am a jeep mom, just like a normal mom, except much cooler
  • I’ve for a good heart but this mouth
  • Yet, despite the look on my face you’re still talking
  • You never realize how weird you are until you have a kid who acts just like you
  • “You look tired” I have kids & i’m pretty sure this is just my face now
  • Wold’s okayest mom
  • When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work
  • Yeah I crossfit, I cross my fingers and hope my ass fits in my jeans
  • Wake up, drink coffee, raise babies, kickass, repeat
  • Wife, mom, boss
  • Try pimping cause being a hot mom ain’t easy
  • Tired as a mother
  • Eat, sleep, take kids to sports, repeat
  • Parenting style: survivalist
  • Thou shall not try me – mood 24:7
  • Sweary moms are my kinda people
  • Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then it’s downright suspicious
  • This is my laundry day shirt
  • Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I said them
  • Me: I need to do a thing. Body: you did a thing yesterday, that’s enough things
  • Shhh… No one cares
  • Super mom, super wife, super tired
  • Sarcastic vibes only
  • Me?? Sarcastix? Never.
  • Sarcasm is my love language
  • Raising roar wild things
  • She is clothed in leggings and over sized t-shirts and eats without fear of the future – Probably me 24:7
  • She was fragile like a bomb
  • She is badass with a big heart
  • Rose all day
  • Me? Overreacting? Probably.
  • Nap time is my happy hour
  • Real not perfect
  • Nerd mama
  • Oh! I’m sorry, did my middle sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
  • Motherhood is a walk in the park – Jurrasic park, that is
  • My parenting style from October to December is “i’m calling Santa”
  • Mom life – #Super tired, #Super late, #Super worth it
  • My house my rule, it’s that simple
  • Mommin’ is my cardio
  • Motherhood, because privacy is over-rated
  • Mom hus tle
  • Mama of drama #Girlmom
  • Made with love means I licked the spoon and kept using it
  • Life is full of choices, remove your shoes or scrub the floor
  • Kinda classy, kinda hood
  • Just another manic mom-day
  • If my mouth doesn’t say it, my face definitely will
  • In my defense, I was left unsupervised
  • If cussing in front of my kid makes me a bad parent, then shit!
  • I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry
  • I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed
  • I’m not one to brag but I totally got out of bad today
  • I’m not always sarcastic, sometimes I sleep
  • I’m no cactus expert but I know a prick when I see one
  • I run of coffee, sarcasm, and dogs
  • I seriously need a speedbump between my brain and my mouth
  • I need a HUGe amount of money
  • I run a chick gang
  • I am a proud mother in law of a freaking awesome son in law
  • I like coffee and maybe 3 people
  • I love it when my husband gets me coffee
  • I really don’t mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly
  • I want my children to be independent headstrong people, just not when i’m raising them
  • I often worry about the safety of my children especially when they roll their eyes and talk back
  • I was normal two kids ago
  • I lost my mind. I’m pretty sure the kids took it
  • I am living proof that roosters aren’t the only ones to start the day screaming
  • How may I ignore you today?
  • I am sarcastic because punching people in the face is frowned upon
  • Everyday i’m motherin’
  • I don’t rise and shine, I caffeinate and hope for the best
  • Good moms have sticky floors, messy kitchens, laundry piles, and happy kids
  • Don’t make me use my mommy voice
  • Fine i’ll go but i’m going to complain the whole time
  • Coffee gets me started, Jesus keeps me going
  • Chasing toddlers is my cardio
  • Excuse this mess, we live here
  • Can I talk to you in the kitchen?
  • Coffee, because adulting is hard
  • But first, let me overreact
  • Part of me says I should slow down on the drinking. The other part says don’t listen to her she’s drunk
  • Blessed mama
  • But did you die? #momlife
  • Boys. Less drama than girls but harder to keep alive
  • Better late than tired
  • Ain’t no hood like motherhood
  • I like my cream and sugar with a touch of coffee
  • A sleeping baby is the new happy hour

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– 100 DXF
– 100 PNG
– 100 EPS

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