45+ Funny and Interesting Cross-Stitch Quotes
Are you into cross-stitching? Are you stuck on your next project because you can’t find that perfect cross stitch saying? There are tons of great cross-stitch phrases out there and they range from funny to cute, some are inspirational and thought-provoking, some are about love and family, and some have the power to change our lives.
Let’s look at some wonderful cross-stitch quote patterns that will inspire you to get going on your next project.
Table of Contents
- Funny Cross Stitches
- 5 Stages
- Good Girls
- Oh Baby
- The best 6 doctors
- Dear Heart,
- My lips are the gun
- Perfection is boring
- The future is female
- Life is short
- When life gives you lemons
- This house was clean
- We all deserve
- S#*t could be worse
- Funny how
- Never do the same
- Don’t be a lady
- Don’t let the [email protected]#$%*#t
- Don’t rush me
- Good women
- I am your mom
- I can’t people today
- I love you so much
- I’d agree with you, but
- Look don’t touch
- One drink
- Surely not
- Turns out
- Would poop here again
- Sarcastic Cross-Stitch Phrases
- I’m an odd combination
- Carry yourself
- I’m sorry
- In God we trust
- Apology accepted
- I do many things
- Cancel my subscription
- Inspirational Cross-Stitch
- It’s fine
- Keeping it real
- Joie de vivre
- Home sweet home
- Christopher Robin quote
- Romantic and Loving
- I love you
- My first thought
- Do you want to cuddle?
- I would have stolen
- I want to share
- And thank you
- In a world
- She leaves sparkle
- Your clothes
- Beginner Cross-Stitch Crafter
- Machine Embroidery
Funny Cross Stitches
Here are some funny cross-stitch sayings that’ll give you a little chuckle. These may even prompt you to be thinking of someone with a quirky sense of humor that one of these sayings would make a great gift for.
5 stages of waking up – denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance…
Good girls do bad things sometimes.
Oh baby, it’s a wild world.
The best six doctors: Sunshine, water, rest, air, exercise, and diet.
Dear heart, why him?
My lips are the gun, my smile is the trigger, my kisses are the bullets, label me a killer.
Perfection is boring.
The future is female.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
When life gives you lemons, add vodka.
This house was clean yesterday. We are sorry you missed it.
We all deserve morning sex and pancakes.
Smile tomorrow will be worse.
Funny how sometimes you just find things.
Never do the same mistake twice. Unless he’s hot.
Don’t be a lady, be a legend.
Adulting, overrated, overpriced, would not recommend.
Cross Stitch, proof that I have the patience to stab something 1,000 times.
Dishes! We meet again, you dirty b#@$%&*s!
Don’t let the [email protected]#$%&*s get you down.
Don’t rush me. I am waiting for the last minute.
Good women can be wild too.
I am your mom. Your argument is invalid.
I love you so much…except when you snore. Then I just want to punch you in the face.
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
…one drink away from telling everyone what I really think.
Sometimes I open my mouth and Satan comes out.
Surely not everybody was kung fu fighting.
Turns out I am not an afternoon person, either.
Welcome to my loose interpretation of clean.
Sarcastic Cross Stitch Phrases
For a little more twisted sense of humor.
Behold, the field in which I grow my [expletive], lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is barren. A sarcastic way to say that they don’t care about the subject at hand. They don’t give a f*$#.
I am not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
I’m an odd combination of really sweet and don’t mess with me.
Alcohol, because no great story starts with a salad.
Carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man.
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?
In God we trust. All others must bring data.
Apology accepted; trust denied.
I do many things well, none of which generates income.
Honesty saves everyone’s time.
Cancel my subscription to your issues.
To be a little nicer, let’s look at some heartwarming, motivational, and inspirational cross stitch patterns.
It’s fine, I’m fine, everything is fine.
Joie de vivre. French, meaning exuberant enjoyment of living.
Home. Home Sweet Home.
You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, smarter than you think, and loved more than you know.
Romantic and Loving
There’s no better way to show how much you love someone than with a gift that says so in these romantic and loving cross stitch love quotes.
I love you today, I loved you yesterday, always have, and forever will.
My first thought in the morning is always you.
Do you want to cuddle naked, yes? Or yes?
I would have stolen you a whole orchestra.
I want to share everything with you. Especially orgasms.
…and thank you for a house full of people I love. -amen-
In a world full of choices, I would always pick you.
She leaves a little sparkle wherever she goes.
Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.
Beginner Cross-Stitch Crafter
If you are a beginner in the craft of cross-stitch, here are a couple of articles that will help get you started. They are an excellent source for beginners. 10 Cross Stitch Patterns for Beginners and 10 Cute Cross Stitch Patterns for Beginners.
If you have an embroidery machine, here’s a great article that shows you How To Stitch Out An Embroidery Design on your machine.
We looked at quite a few cross-stitch quotes and sayings. Are you thinking of all the people in your life who would appreciate one of these fun and quirky sayings displayed on their wall?
Maybe you already have a list of your own quotes that you want to cross-stitch. Sometimes, finding that perfect font for your project is a challenge. Creative Fabrica has over 500 free fonts to choose from and they are updated daily. You’ll want to check back often because there are expiration dates on the fonts, and they’ll be gone.
They also have over 36,000 Script and Handwritten Fonts that make a great addition to any project.
Hopefully, this article has inspired you to think about what you will create for your next project. There are many more great articles of inspiration as well as tutorials here on The Artistry. Or maybe you have a knack for writing and teaching, and you want to become a contributor.
You can always head over to Creative Fabrica and look around.